I'm a shark fighter, I fight sharks
I fight them in the water 'cos that's where they are
When I smell blood, I come running
Then I put them in a shark cage

'Cos my life, to hunt down the creature I despise
Is full of danger
Whose eyes, those dead black marbles they call eyes 
This rhyme tells the story of the..

Shark fighter, toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely

I had a girl who was precious to me but a shark took her away, you see
Now I fight sharks not for money, but for love (and that ain't funny, yo)
And here's why: I will avenge my lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight against the underwater army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the..

Shark fighter, toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely

His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry

I gots me a knife, a bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah, I'm extremely reckless: I ride an otter like a motorcycle
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man, yeah, I'm not kidding, man
I'm not kidding, man, you know I'm just a..

Shark fighter, toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely

His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry