I met you in the third grade
I didn't know that you liked lemonade
I met you another year later
You wore a red sweater with an alligator
We chased the ice cream truck across the street
And I thought you seemed kind of neat
We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park

You're my girl
I'm your man
I don't care if we live in a garbage can
I'm your man
You're my gal
I'm so glad that we are pals

You're not fat, you don't smell bad
You're always smiling, never sad
I bet you take a shower every day
Hey hey hey hey hey.

But then when I saw you playing soccer with your friends
I knew that day our love would never end
And this whole time it blows my mind
Oh well, whatever, we're so good together
When you marry me, you'll be my wife

You're my girl
I'm your man
I don't care if we live in a garbage can
I'm your man
You're my gal
I'm so glad that we are pals

I'm in love, it's great
See you again, can't wait
There's so much to do
You're such a pretty girl
We'll travel 'round the world
To see this love through

And if you ever went away from me
I would cry
I would fall down on one knee
And I would pray
Yes, I would pray
That you would come back
To me someday

You're my girl
I'm your man
I don't care if we live in a garbage can
I'm your man
You're my gal
I'm so glad that we are pals

I'm in love, it's great
See you again, can't wait
There's so much to do
You're such a pretty girl
We'll travel 'round the world
To see this love through

I said
Oh well, whatever
You and me and that red sweater
Oh well, whatever
You and me and that red sweater
Oh well, whatever
You and me and that red sweater
Go!