Oh, there's so much to be happy about
In this life what a wonderful chance
We have to work hard, play hard
And maybe find yourself a little girl
And make some romance
So don't you think it'd be so lame
To get all crazy drunk and start a fight?
We'd much rather dance with some hoochies
So if you want to fight
Get the heck outta here, you stupid fool!

Please don't kill us
We're just the Aquabats
We're just trying to have a little fun
Ha ha ha ha
So if you want to fight
We can duke it out
Just please don't kill us with your gun

We're all just peaceful happy Aquabats
We would never take a life
We don't want to fight
But if we must
Please be cool
No guns or knives

Attention you sissies
I want to see you marching
Little fools
That's right
All right, kids
Tell them who we are

Please don't kill us
We're just the Aquabats
We're just trying to have a little fun
Ha ha ha ha
So if you want to fight
We can duke it out
Just please don't kill us with your gun

We're all just peaceful happy Aquabats
We would never take a life
We don't want to fight
But if we must
Please be cool
No guns or knives