I've been a member of this club, for way too many years
All we really do is sit and drink and listen to the Queers...
Well, I know it sounds pretty dumb, but we've got no other choice
Yeah, I rather would be hanging out with Becky, Kate or Joyce.

Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah.

Every time I see them walking by, I'm about to loose my cool
Cause they always make me realize that I am such a fool.
Why can't I be like normal guys and have a proper girl
Well, I hope there's still one left for me, yeah, somewhere in this world.

Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah.

There's nothing more to say
There's nothing I can do
There's nothing that will make me happy...
Well, I'm still all alone, every single day
Well, I guess it was meant to be, yeah.

But don't misunderstand, (don't misunderstand)
I still want to have a girlfriend
But as long as I'm alone (as long as I'm alone)
I'll keep singing this stupid song, over and over and over!

Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends (with girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
Yeah, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends
I hate guys with girlfriends
I hate guys with girlfriends.