Sometimes I try to relive all the 

Fun times masturbating with my dog 

I liked it for a little bit but 

Then it got too intimate 

Before I knew just what was wrong 

I humped her half a dozen times 



You think that just because I fucked a dog that 

I’m sick and I can’t get a girlfriend 

So what if it’s my first time 

What if it’s my last time? 

I don’t care at least I have done it half a dozen times 



You’re so quick to point the finger 

Would you have preferred if I’d have done your sister? 

It may have hurt, but it was worth the pain 

To ejaculate on the dog again 



I wish that I’d have had an even 

Bigger dick all the better to fuck you with 

I guess it had to be those eyes 

Looking over her shoulder 

When I’m doing her from behind.