Uh, four score and seven beers ago, uh huh

Uh, sittin' on the front stoop, wonderin' what we gon' do?
What the world come to, who you gonna run to?
Another year older, and deeper in debt
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent, uh
You pay those bills and you get that rent
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent, ah

Fillin' up the backpack, back in the Cadillac
Rollin' down to DC to get my money back
Yo, this is awesome, a-loadin' up a shotgun
A-bury me in cash in a big black coffin
A-runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out
In the Oval Office like, "EMPTY YO' POCKETS!"
Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches

Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
I don't make no money, don't make no sense
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
Another year older and deeper in debt
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent

Walk through the doorway lookin' so cool
Chrome six-shooter, feelin' old school
Walk through the doorway feelin' old school
Chrome six-shooter, lookin' so cool
Get on the flo' and gimme yo' loot
Come on, mo-fo', I ain't scared to shoot

I betcha won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
Can't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
Won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
Bugged-out burglarin', hurdle secret service men

I ain't seen green since I don't know when
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
I don't make no money, don't make no sense
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
Another year older and deeper in debt
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent

Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
Don't make no money, don't make no sense
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent

It's nothing symbolic, like burning the flag
Just put all your wallets into the bag
You've robbed me for years and I want it all back
And that... And that...
And that and that and that and that

Runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out
In the Oval Office like, "EMPTY YO' POCKETS!"
Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
Oh, man, this is awesome, loadin' up a shotgun
Bury me in cash in a big black coffin
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Shoot 'em if the cops come
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Den-tahhhhhhh