I keep on knocking, hands all bloody and raw

the captain approaches quickly

answers the door


he comes with his army of blathering fools

blood red eyes and loaded with tools


you're asleep inside all toastie and warm

get out of bed it's time to perform


long golden locks and as sweet as can be

you stole his gems and now he's coming for me


commander coming chop me down at the knee

come take my arm it's time we must flee

I hear he's coming to chop off my legs

next time you see me I'll be dancing on pegs


I think it's about time to head out (x4)


commander coming chop me down at the knee

come take my arm it's time we must flee

I hear he's coming to chop off my legs

next time you see me I'll be dancing on pegs


(Thanks to Eve for these lyrics)