Springer's on TV again talkin with the KU KLUX KLANGot 
the clicker in my hand I need to get a life
Everyone looks double dumb Backwoods moonshine low rent 
scum
Highlight of my night at home I need to get a life
(Chorus)
Someone asked me 10 years ago
'Where will you be 10 years from now?'
I said 'I didn't know.'
I need to get a life
Now we're on to Real TV videos of tragedies
Caught on tape for all to see for those that need a 
life
Watcha gunna do when they come for you
Bad Boys Bad Boys watcha gunna do
Mouth breathers get a clue and need to get a life
(Repeat Chorus)
You can change the channel you can change the scene
I tell myself this everyday in front of my TV screen
Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea
Got the clicker in my hand
Changing channels once again
You can buy religion you can buy a life
If you send them money they'll pray for you
True believers faint on cue
I believe God is free for those that need a life
Next stop is 1-900 call a girl tonight
Blonde or black they talk back to those that need a 
life
I need a life I need a clue
An infomercial with a lil' glue
Something I can stick to to claim I have a life
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
Springer's on TV again with who did who with who's best 
friend
I got the clicker in my hand
I need to get a life I need to get a life
What could be sicker than me with my clicker