(feat. Don Juan)



[Tech n9ne Talking]

Yo Turn this shit up a little bit Juan

So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm saying

Yea, like that



(Monstah!) [x6]



[Tech N9ne]

When I was 5 years old

I relized there was a road

At the end, will I get

Pots of gold

Kidergarden teacher knew I was impossible

Gots to grow dick quick

To cock the hoe

Evil breed

We smoke weed without seeds

Do dirty deeds

Beat foul fiends

What the need

Walk around with a switch blade

In 6th grade

You'll get a blade

If you display you a bitch

Or Mitch Bade

Have you ever

Sold a preacher

Crack on sunday

Fucked your teacher?

7th grader

Under bleachers

Loosing data

Smokin reefer

Hostla migo, hostla laygo

Santa Fe hoes

After I pop, I stop and lay low

Damn clown from kan town

Many man found

Theres a monster breeding

Nigga stand down!



(Monstah) [x3]



[Chorus]

If you wanna act like me

(Monstah)

You gotta pop a gat like me

(Monstah)

Makin niggaz skat like me

(Monstah)

Dumpin hella crack like me

(Monstah)

You can always act like me

(Monstah)

But you gotta be black like me

(Monstah)

Keep huddled to your gat tightly

(Monstah)

Cuzz he just might be

(Monstah!)



[Verse 2: Tech n9ne]

It must be in my blood

It must be in my soul

Im musty in the mud

Im dusty in my clothes

Dont trust me ima scrub

Dont fuck with me I'm cold

Im quick to hold a grude

Dont touch me, I might explode

Im made for wrong

I spent too many days alone

Blaze the bong

Too many survalance homes

And niggaz shittya

Hit me ya

Bitch I'm aa into ya

Ass, just pass

But leave the clamitiea



[Don Juan]

What kinda nigga take X

But never heard of safe sex

What kinda nigga never think of learnin

Make his momma suck dick while he burnin



[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]

Who dat nigga drinkin liquar

While Slim Shady bumpin

Who shot dem niggaz down

On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!)

Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil

lurks now

Whos that commiting sexual acts on church ground?



[Chorus x2]



[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]

Momma never knew wassup

She never knew id turn beast

When I grew up

She never thought that id go nuts

I hang with niggaz from the hood

Who still dont give a fuck

Im a creature from the black platoon

Pass the shroom

Blast to the moon

WIth half the room

Still everyone knows

I been a bad boy

Fuckin little orian, forrest hill cemetary

The defintion of a bad boy

Use to hit niggaz for runnin into us

Never had joy,And I Never ever really had toys

So I started playing with AK's

Making hella noise

Who killed fetuses

Who needed this GHB to get heated

Immediate

We get weeded then some concieded shit

Many more coming

Because, Because, Because

Its dark off in Kansas City

The Land of Oz



[Chorus x2]



[Tech N9ne Talking]

Thats real

Thats just a piece

This is just a little piece of the story

Got much much more to tell y'all!



[Chorus]