Sally had tourette's, isn't that sad? Sally had 
tourette's really really really bad
And sometimes she said PANCAKES!
Sally went fishing out on the lake
Poor Sally caught a beaver by mistake
And sometimes she said VAGINA!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally
Sally had tourette's, a terrible disease
Sally got bitten by a pekinese
And sometimes she said CUMQUAT!
Sally was Irish, isn't that fun?
Sally got burned like a lobster in the sun
And sometimes she said PIMENTO LOAF!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally
Sally was cursed with terrible luck
Her daddy got crushed by a pickup truck
And sometimes she said WENUS!
Sally was drinking a Coca Cola
Unfortunately she got ebola
And sometimes she said STOP TOUCHING MY DAMN WINDOW!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally