Oh breakfast, oh I wonder what there is in the pantry?
Oh you're standing there, look tired as you're cooking
And it's on fire, those damn pancakes!
So hungry, the stomach you thought was full, it starts 
grumbling
Now you're pourin some orange juice
You're just tryin' to eat some breakfast
But the bacon's rotten!
Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't
And we all want to drink but we don't, we don't
Cuz it expired!
Oh the omelets, fruits and pies, they will not hesitate 
to go bad
They keep rotting, stop rotting, it's the same
You know if it's rotten you can't eat it!
It's a shame that, did they go bad, they went bad
Yeah they might have
You keep covering your mouth, you keep belchin'
The heartburn is coming, I hear it rumblin
Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't
We all want to drink but we don't, we don't
Cause its on fire!
And we all think we can cook but we can't we can't
We all need to eat, yes we do, we do
Or we'll die!
Grocery Shopping shopping shopping shopping
Grocery shopping shopping shopping shopping
You eated your weight, now you barf off your face
The food's gooooooonnnnnnnnne
Break
Chorus
Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't
And we all want to drink but we don't, we don't
Cuz it expired!
Cause we all want to eat but we can't, we can't
We all want to drink but we don't, we don't
Cause it's on fire!