I should have known
Another Friday night sitting home alone
I haven't had sex in a while
And I'm starting to feel a little hostile
'Cause I'm single and no one wants to sleep with me
I just ate a gallon of Ben and Jerry's
And my knees are looking kinda hairy
I wear SpongeBob shorts to bed
'Cause all my underwear's all stained in red
And that's gross, no one wants to be with me
But I know I'll be alright
If I go out with my girls tonight
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Steamin' hot, all we need is one more shot
Sing with me if you're single, if you're single
If you're single, if you're single
I'm alone and I am crying
And my ovaries are dying
I sent a mass text 'cause I was sad
And accidentally propositioned my dad
And it's gross, no one wants to be with me
But I know I'll be alright
If I go out with my girls tonight
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Chug some beers, dance away all our tears
Sing with me if you're single, if you're single
If you're single, if you're single
Hello? Oh hey, Rich! Rick, right
Tonight, uh, oh, well, I had some other plans but no, I uh
No, no, no, no, no, tonight's great
Uh, I'll be ready in 5, 15, uh, 47 minutes
47 and a half
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Single, oh, ready to mingle
Steamin' hot, all we need is one more shot
Sing with me if you're single, if you're single
If you're single, if you're single