I wish I had a dollar bill
For every time you said my name
I would be rich and everyone would know my name
And I would have lots of fame.
Not that fame is good but it's fun sometimes
When you're out or at a bar.
And you roll up in your hot new outfit
And your spit-shined fancy car.

I like songs that go nowhere
With no point of word or rhyme
That's why I make them for a nickle in my bedroom
Cuz they're not worth a dime.
It's fun to dream though
Of something more than you're used to
Like a million dollar check.
Or all the girls you could pick up
If only you looked like Ben Affleck.

Rock & Roll is lots of fun
When you're Jerry Lee
Stop chewing your bubble gum
And come rock with me

I like rainy days
When the water hits the roof
And makes that sound
While reading a book
And being enlightened by what you've found
It's better than lazy saturdays
Or getting a new toy up at the store
It's what makes life worth living at the time
Rich or poor

I like to cook in the kitchen when I have the time
And sharing it with you makes it taste better
I don't know why
I think fashion shows are really cool
It's something I enjoy
But the anorexic models make me glad that I'm a boy.

Rock & Roll is lots of fun
When you're Jerry Lee
Stop chewing your bubble gum
And come rock with me