Early in the eighties

The brealdancers very strong

But we destroyed their discos

The day and all night long



Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical



Zombies attacked us from behind

But we survived the Berlin nights



Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive



And then we joined the beer-wars

Invasion chemical

We puked into the tour bus

The morning after smell



Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical



There knocked an alien at my door

"Meaning of life?" it asked me for



Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive



We won't be stone cold sober

Like our two-faced manager

We do the tankard club tour

No groupies there at all



Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical



We still destroy all discos

The kings of beer are back, let's go



Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive