Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Last night dressed up in a high heel shoes and wearing my old hat
My four year old said, "I wanna divorce"
Now where did she hear that

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Last night as I watched TV, one rushed through the door
Mommy, daddy's telling someone on the phone
Don't you call me here no more

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Bet my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy's never home
And I think mommy's worried 'bout him
'Cause she cried all night long

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

You never know what they learn in school or what they're thinking of
My first grader just said a four letter word
And it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Kids say the darndest things