from the arizona heat 

and a raw side on the street

through the smoke and all the beers

I've been doin' it for years

and I think it's understood

I wouldn't stop it if I could

yeah but each and everyday 

I hear motheruckers sayin'



am I ready

(are you ready)

yes I'm ready as you bet

I'm gonna rock your ass steady

are you ready

(yes we're ready)

then grab a drink and chug a lug

have some sex and take some drugs



and you know the time is now

that is why and this is how

we can keep it all so real

I know exactly how you feel

you need a man to bust it out

that's what I'm all about

I got the tools for the task

there is no need to ask



if I'm ready

(are you ready)

I said I'm ready 

yeah I'm eddie

yeah I'll rock your ass steady

are you ready

(yes we're ready)

then grab a drink and chug a lug

have some sex and take some drugs, alright



someday someone will ask

yeah this one's for the kids

well if you look back on the days

and they ain't got time to waste

with that mopey dopey shit 

so cut the crap and bring the hits

and everywhere I go

all the motherfuckers know

that I'm ready



are you ready

I said I'm Eddie Spaghetti

here to rock your ass steady

are you ready

(yes we're ready)

then grab a drink and chug a lug

have some sex and take some drugs, alright



alright now, yeah



watch out here I come now (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)

I said now watch out here I come (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)

watch out here I come honey (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)

watch out here I come now, alright (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass) 

rock your ass

rock your ass now

rock your ass

rock ass now