I entered in a dirty pub in the dark side of town
Where one-eyed men with wooden legs wear the drinking crown
I asked the bartender to give me a beer and when he came down
He said : “We have no beer, only whisky’s here”, so these bottles made me drown 

And I said : “Ooh, O-oh 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
And I said : “Ooh, O-oh 
And drank the last bottle ‘o’ whisky

A long haired man with golden teeth stepped up to me and kissed
The blond babe that tried to grap my balls but she unbelievably missed
“You’re tryin’ to seduise my girl”, he said, then he hit me in the eye
I banged my bottle against the bar and then stabbed it in his thigh

Blood flowed ‘round the messy bar and the whisky coloured red
His buddies rushed up to me with knives and baseball bats
I looked into my pocket, noticing a 50 dollar bill
I rang the bell, “drinks for free!”, you can take one if you will 

And I said : “Ooh, O-oh 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
And I said : “Ooh, O-oh 
I’m stuck on to the bar
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck on to the bar 
I’m stuck 
Stuck 


(c) Supergum