Hey, said the devil
When I met her at the roundabout
She's got powers 
Magnetic devours you of everything you've got

She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And then she'll cream you dry - wow!

Stop, said the puppy
When I met him at the zebra cross
Said, you'll need protection from every direction
But she'll get you anyhow

Cause she's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And there she'll cream you dry - wow!

She's a golden retriever - golden retriever 
Golden retriever - golden retriever 
Golden retriever - golden retriever 
Golden retriever - golden retriever