if I live my life

in a beer commercial

surrounded by creeps



wondering why (2X)

wondering why o why o why

must the earth smell like shit



and if I live my life

in a beer commercial

I'd live near the water

where the babes are hot

and the men are men



where there is no ... (3X)

why must the earth smell like shit?



the creeps are the only reality there (4X)