"Oh, who is that? She looks good. What's your name?"

"My name is Lauramechbaidumeinchbib Beautiful Lovely Lady. Did you hear what I said?"

"Yeah, sure I did."

"I am, uh, Chriskpalpidon."

"Ah, you wanna know what my name is?"

"What, big fella?"

"Oh, my name is, um, Godzuki."

"Ya big fella! Godzuki reminds me of a booger. Goodbye!"