{*a parody of Prazwell's song "Ghetto Superstar"*}



[Chorus]

We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end

With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win

Come along with us, an adventure 'waits

We will be ready to rock, uh-huh

With our corny dialogue, uh-huh



[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]

Some got X-Ray eyes, some fly through the skies

But these high tech guys always find the best buys

From Batman to Superman, Aquaman

The Green Lantern keeps us nice and tan

Who dares oppose us, the Hall of Justice stars

A million criminals with unlimited Visa cards

Black Manta, uh, the Legion of Doom

A genetic nightmare, there's no time to lose

I'm from Krypton, Aquaman knows Davey Jones

Wonder Woman by my side, how I'd like to jump her bones

Strike with the force of a truck full of stones

But Kryptonite affects me like the sun on ice cream cones

I'ma lead my friends to victory over the villains

Keepin the peace so you folks can keep chillin

All without making a single killin

So the bad guys can come back for a sequel or a zillion



[Chorus]

When danger calls, we don't pause at all

We will fight for all, in our underalls

Watch us every week, as we kick some butt

Use my jet and magic lasso, uh-huh

That Lex Luthor's such an... bad guy, uh-huh



[Verse Two]

My ears are pointed, Robin's double jointed

Get any girl I want, but I try not to flaunt it

I bought this new high tech utility belt

The best one they sell, guaranteed not to melt

I think Robin is swell, but can't stand how he smells

Together we'll catch the Riddler, put him in a cell

I know we'll catch him, cause we're a team

But I still don't know what Holy Halibut means



Now Mitzelplix is back, he's a pain in the neck

Only way to send him back is if he says his name backwards

Man, messin up my brain like a pound of crack

Turned me into a big flower creature that quacked

Grin like a Cheshire Cat, suit like a jester

Body like an elf, voice like Fran Drescher

Doesn't matter in the end, cuase I always win

Send him back to the fifth dimension once again



[Chorus]

City's under seige, villains all you see

'Nother crazy scheme, call the Justice League

We will be right there, to restore the peace

You can rely on the good guys, uh-huh

And nobody ever dies, uh-huh



[Verse Three]

Just when we thought we were finally done

Brainiac, Bizarro, and the Toyman come

Two Face, didn't make it into this show

But we still got the Cheetah, Lex Luthor, and Scarecrow



I installed our new computer today

Cause our old one had about 32K

Things were going fine, everything was great

Till I went and installed Windows 98

Now the damn thing doesn't work at all

And we're in debt to our necks from the tech support calls

And Robin won't talk to me he's still sore

That he can't access his porrrrrrn



[Chorus]

Good old Superfriends, city's one defense

Now when things get tense, we can call our friends

We will kick some butt, and for free no less

And now evil better beware, uh-huh

Cause the Superfriends'll be there, uh-huh



(Once more for Wendy and Marvin)



Good old Superfriends, evil we will fend

It comes back again, but it never wins

And we'll be right here, 'til the end of time

And nothing can ever stop us, uh-huh

Till our show stops making profits, uh-huh