Sudden Death

Sudden Death - South Park Junkie songtekst

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{*a parody of BDP's song "South Bronx"*}



Many people tell me this show is pathetic

But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic

TV tunes in and my brain tunes out

And it takes another week for me to fully calm down

Have a seat, unplug the phone

Come on now here we go

You got smacked up side your head

'Cause you're talkin' during the show

I stay glued to my TV

Till my brain is a sieve

If you bother me while this shows on

You might not live, I'm watchin'



South Park!  South South Park!  (4 times)



I wanna be a character in that little town

With cut paper clothing and a face that's round

And an ability that's cool, yes they all can

Without the use of their arms still move their hands

I'll bet you half a penny that they're gonna kill Kenny

The hats and earmuffs that they wear are so trendy

They're so friendly

And Stan's gonna puke on Wendy

Now during the day they all go to that school

The Chef sings a song 'cause he's just so cool

I hope that they're all ready for the latest quiz

Mr. Garrison's not gay, but Stan's dog is

Now I'll tell you the easy truth, I love the little sleazy youths

I wanna call up Jesus too, yeah I want the Cheezy Poofs

Psychotic turkeys tore the place apart

Terrance and Philip, all they do is fart

And Kyle's stupid mother tried to can the show

But then he met Mr. Hankey who said...

Kenny gets killed then comes back next week

It's like he's being cloned by that mad scientist freak

But I don't understand why he wastes his time

He's not worth it 'cause he's only got one behind

And Cartman is still gaining weight

Eatin' appetizers, Snacky Cakes, Cheezy Poofs, Beefcake!

Stan's uncle Jimbo hunts rabbit and fox

And his friend Ned has a cool voice box

And odd as it seems Jesus fights for a cause

That's to beat the crap out of Santa Claus

And now they got toys on the shelf at Kay-Bee

And a home version of Kick The Baby

And if you try to change the channel while I'm watchin' the show

I'll...

So why do I watch this show, all the people

In the town think I'm insane

After a hard day's work this show provides

Quite a relief for my brain

'Cause if I didn't well then my nerves would

Just blow up

And I would end up like that creature

Scuzzlebutt, and he's from



South Park, South South Park (8 times)



The Cows' star quarterback, Stan Marsh

The fat kid, the big-boned Eric Cartman

The little Jewish kid Kyle Brozlofsky

(muffled: The one that nobody can ever understand, Kenny McCormick)
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