Look into my headlights, stand there frozen

Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em

Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road

While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode

I can get drinks that aren't served in any bar

Whenever I get hungry I just hop in my car

And downshift, gun it, do you understand why?

I got a craving for a little bit of Pit Bull Pot Pie

With just a dash of armadillo sauce

Then I put it in reverse and go get the main course

A cute, fuzzy, furry, little Irish Setter

Under glass is fine, but under tire is better



Nourishment

Animals are my selection

Pavement

Cooks 'em to a fine perfections



Customized car got spikes in the front

Their easier targets if you give 'em a blunt

But that's no challenge that makes liverwurst

They taste a lot better if you hunt them down first

Eat every part, nothing will make you sick

You can even eat every last flea and tick

It doesn't matter if the animal is still breathing

The pus and the mucus make very nice seasoning

You don't have to eat one critter at a time

Bits and pieces of all species can really taste fine

I reccomend a squirrels intestines and lung

Wrapped in the stomach of a dog with its tongue



What a thrill

Automotive necromany

Roadkill

Highway's own delicacy



Dinner is easier to find than you think

And you'll always have animal's piss to drink

So you'll never go hungry, your lunch may move fast

But I guarantee you'll catch it if your car has any gas

If you kill something bigger than a deer where you are

You may have a little trouble getting it into your car

For that situation you're not out of luck

You can kill and eat a rhino if you get a tow truck

I don't break I speed up for animals

And all of you who think we're nothing but cannibals

You've all killed with your car at one time or another

So it doesn't take much to be a road kill lover