I'm here praying to the Porcelain God, oh my God I'm gonna puke

What's the use, now my body's made of juice

And it's all gonna fly out my mouth you know why

Because I drank too much, now I think I'm gonna die

I'm on my hands and knees, now I'm praying

Well, actually I'm vomiting, but listen to me saying

That I'm sick and I'm sorry, could you ever forgive

I won't touch another drop if you just let me live

Help my soul great toilet bowl

I've lost my stomach as well as control

Just let me survive as I strive not to crush

So I can wipe away my troubles with one quick flush

My body is sore, I can't take anymore

My insides have spilled all over the floor

Please help me to be like I used to be

Great Porcelain God I beg of thee



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Please no more (no more)

Let me make it through the night all right (all right)

My stomach has reached a new height

Please great Porcelain God no more (no more no more)

(Kneel, Vomit, Flush)



This'll be my last if you change the past

I got a gas overload I think I'm gonna explode

Nobody's perfect some of us are just sicker

And you can't blame me if I can't hold my liquor

It was an honest mistake, I overdid the intake

Now my stomach is rumblin' like a California earthquake

The act is done, I gotta face the truth

I've become a living version of the Fountain Of Youth

This is a time that's appropriate for death

I've succeeded in making one hell of a mess

In the stall, on the wall, there's nothing left to do

Face down on the floor I pray to you



[chorus]