{*a parody of Method Man's song "All That I Need"*}



They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh



Jason's a guy that you really oughtta watch for

To him you ain't nothin' but a fly, he'll squash ya

Nothin' feels worse than an axe to the scrotum

Chop off your head you'll be dead like the others

All just revenge for his mother, Ewokie

I don't think he wants to play hockey

Back in part one his mother took revenge for her son

Then someone said hey it was good, make another one

Even when the sequels bombed they would think of new ways

To kill people so they made another one

Now there's eighty-some-odd movies you can rent in the store

And you know that they're gonna make more, and keep it up (aww)

And the story's the same, we ask why

Kids go to camp, have sex, and then die

So what, you don't need a plot to make a buck

We got masks to make, I tell ya it's so fake

Just get a bunch of kids to go to Crystal Lake

You know Jason's gonna turn 'em into Shake-N-Bake

They're all dead, Jason kept his mother's head

And the maggots 'round here are well-fed, he's a killer



They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh



He's almost all bones, 'cause he's rotted off his skin tones

Five minutes alone you're as lively as a stone

Obviously Jason has a mind of his own

He cut open someone's head and then he took the thing home

Even when he's dead he won't stay that way long

Uses pick-axes, knives, a weed whacker, a tampon too

Crazy glue and a shoe, that's how he kills

You give him some money, he'll give you some thrills

Don't forget your popcorn, then you will be fine

You'll be seein' him till the end of time, best believe



They're all gonna die and you know it's true

All the druggies and the smokers and the health nuts too

Anything from a sneeze to a gun will do

And then they'll make another movie just for you



They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh