I'll find the words to say.
 I'll sit and light the bong.
 I'll hold my hit in real long.
 I don't know if I can go up inside of you tonight.
 Oh Mary baby please don't fuss and fight.
 You've heard the line before.
 Mary baby please don't think I'm a bore.
 If you come home to me turn off the lights, and lock up the doors, and
 start getting busy.

 I don't know if I can go so far up inside you tonight.
 Oh Mary baby I could do it right.
 When we got to the pad,
 Mary baby started calling me her dad.
 Yes, she gave me head.
 We could not find a damn bed!
 Fifteen years old plus one, hotter than a microwave oven.
 Oh Mary baby, daddy is coming home