Who wants to swim, swim, swim in the open seven seas
Will be killed and devoured?by?sharks
So my swim,?swim, swimmingzone is only Caribbean
Where the?sharks are hanging drunk in bars

Who wants to row, row,?row?on?a tiny little?boat
Is a fool?and a lousy jack
I want to roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
With a mast and a sail on deck

Who wants to fight and fight with a grimmy grizzly bear
Will soon be knocked out by a paw
So I only fight with an ocean far below
Where no grizzly bear is near to fear

Who wants to row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Is a fool and a lousy jack
I want to roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
With a mast and a sail on deck

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I'm a lazy slug who life's at suck
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I am badly dumb so I toss the rum
With a yarr and a keen, wheyhoo

Who wants to play, play, play Johnny Bach and Mendelson
Has to practice all day long
Was gonna slay, slay, slay all the instruments I own
But instead I wrote this crappy song

Who wants to live, live, live, live a life that's long 'n old
Has to quit the smoke and the drink
But my li- li- liver's seeming not at all amused
And is crying for the next absinthe

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I'm a lazy slug who life's at suck
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I am badly dumb so I toss the rum
With a yarr and a keen, wheyhoo

Row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
Row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
With a mast and a sail on deck

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I'm a lazy slug who life's at suck
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo

Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I am badly dumb so I toss the rum
With a yarr and a keen, wheyhoo