(feat. Eminem)



[Eminem]

Yo I got an idea

Let me go grab Sticky right quick



[sounds of steps]

Hey yo Stick, Stick



[Sticky]

Yo Slim Shady

Yo I just had like a nightmah..

Wait it wasn't like a nightmare

It was like a good dreah..

Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)

Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)

Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (Ohhh)



[Chorus: Eminem]

If he was white

What if he was white?

What if he was white?

What - If - He - Was - White?

What if he was white?

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?



[Verse One: Sticky Fingaz]

Yo, yo

What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?

Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang

I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me

Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me 

(Can I get your autograph?)

The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me

I wouldn't need collateral to buy property

If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor

SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store

Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)

Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job

On my own land I feel like an immigrant

If I was white I wouldn't of thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)



[Chorus: Eminem]



If I was white

What if he was white?

What if he was white? (Yo think about that)

What if he was white, white,  white, white, he was white (for a minute)

What if he was white?

What if he was (What if he was white?)

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(What if he was white?)



What if he was white?

What if he was white?

What - If - He - Was - White?

What if you were white? (what if he was white?)

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white (STICKyyyy what if you were white?) 

white, white, white, white, white?



[Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz]

If I was white

It would be a different world for me

If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What shade would I be? 

Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, preppy or high class?

YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!

In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep)

But there's a good and bad side of being white

You can't say the N word without startin a fight (What's up my nigger?)

Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet

Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)

Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)

If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock

and cover my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)



[Chorus: Eminem]

If he was white

What if he was white?

What if he was white? (What if he was white?)

What if he was white, white,  white, white, he was white

What if he was white?

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(What if he was white?)



What if he was white?

What if he was white?

What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (ummmmmmmm?)

What if he was white? (What if you were white?)

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(What if he was white?)



[Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz]

Yo, yo, yo, if I was white

I probably wouldn't even think the same

I'd watch Tennis and Golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)

Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday

If I was white

I couldn't live around my way

And there probably would of never even been an Onyx, shit

I be serice sippin vodka and tonix

Smokin on a marlboro instead of a Newport

Id live in Long Island instead of New York

If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk

cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)

And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot

Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop



[Chorus: Eminem]

If he was white

What if he was white?

What if he was white?

What - If - He - Was - White? (Yo you can't say that)

What if he was white

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?



What if you were white?

What if he was white?

What - If - He - Was - White?

What if he was white?

What if he was

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

If he was white?

What if he was white?

What if he was white

(What would you do if you were white?)

What - If - He - Was - White?

(What if you were white?)

white, white, white, white, white, white,

(What if you were white!!!!)

white, white, white, white?

What if he was white?

What if he was white?

white, white, white, white, white?

What if he was white

white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?



[Eminem]

Yo, what if I was white?  Uhh..