Not Home - Stephen Lynch

You say thats you're leaving but just for a day 

The company wants you to fly to LA 

So you leave me alone and i sit and i say 

What will i do today 

Today while you're away 



I wil... 

Sniff all your underwear 

Dress in your clothes 

Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose 



I know it's not easy 

To leave me alone 

But it's more fun 

When you're not home 



Yeah it's more fun when you're not home