Love Song - Stephen Lynch

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. 

And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. 

And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. 

And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. 



But I don't have a hammer 

And I dont have a ship 

So I can't build a house 

And we can't take a trip 



And I'll never be a poet 

Nor have the painter's grace 

So I'll never write you a verse 

Nor immortalize your face 



And also I have herpes...