Writer: Stephen Lynch
Song: Gay
Tabbed By: Benjamin H.

Listen to the song for timing.

Intro: D  Dsus2  D  G,   D Dsus2 D G D Dsus2


Verse one:

D       D/C#   D        D
here we are    dear old friend
B       B/A   G        A
you and i     drunk    again
D                D/C#    D          D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B         B/A      G          A
maybe the whiskeys gone to my head


Chorus one:

       D      A           B           G
but if i were gay i would give you my heart,
       D      A           B          G
and if i were gay youd be my work of art,
       D      A        B       G
and if i were gay we'd swim in romance,
A                 G             A
but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants.


Verse two:

D       D/C#        D       D
its not that i dont care, i do.
  B         B/A   G        A
i just dont see myself  in you.
D       D/C# D       D
another time another seen
      B            B/A         G           A
id be right behind you... if you know what i mean.


Chorus two:

         D      A           B           G
cause if i were gay i would give you my soul,
       D      A           B                 G
and if i were gay i would give you my whole being
       D      A            B             G
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls,
A                 G             A
but im not gay so wont you stop cupping my... hand.


Outro:

D          Dsus2     D          G
weve never hugged... weve never kissed...
    D          Dsus2    D         G
ive never been intimate with your fist,
D       Dsus2       D         G
but you have opened brand new doors
D        Dsus2    D         G
get over here and drop your draws.


Intro:        4  times
Verse one:    1  time
Chorus one:   1  time
Intro:        2  times
Verse two:    1  time
Chorus two:   1  time
Intro:        2  times
Outro:        1  time