I made love to ya all night long

then i got up to write you a song

i watched ya sleep and i fell in love

ya must've been sent from heaven above

don't think you could never do no wrong



then you farted....

oh girl you farted..



first i thought that it was kinda cute

i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot

then came the smell came whoftin by

and brought a little tear drop to my eye

i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch



cause you farted...



you could make milk curdle

make your skin crawl

make the paint peal off of the wall

i won't sleep under the covers no more

since the hot winds blew from out your back door



baby, it sure has been a gas

but somethin' up and died inside your ass

and sure as hell that my name is stephen 

its about time that i got even

get ready for the magic im about to pass...



i think i shit my pants.