Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere

Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie

I am looking for a dildo in the sky

And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the Menendez boys



Chorus:

Think I'll call the Menendez boys







Turnin' on the TV set––hypnotic neon queen

Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream

Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the Rubberman

« In plastic frown, » blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys





Chorus repeat x3





Coolin' out at Big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen

Shave my body of every hair––rub me down with amphetamine

Jump back in my rail––punchin' it I got spooked2

Remove tattoos, the Bel Air blues––think I'll call the Menendez boys





Chorus repeat 





Livin' on a crooked road––like a dust bowl refugee

Crawlin' on the freeway––cleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb

You can call me Sam, or you can bark my hole

And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole





« Slattery has his wake––a boomer in my stash »

An angle slide in Baltimore––Top 40 pederast

Everybody got another 'nother plan

Everybody got another 'nother land

Never never never never never never never!

Never never never!





Chorus repeat x4