(Difford/Tilbrook) 



She's independent  

She's a modern woman  

She needs no prompting  

On her should 'n' shouldn't  

It's always bosses  

Who wish that she wouldn't  

Files in the cabinet so neatly numerical  

Makes all the clients so neatly alphabetical  

Turn of 21  

She's looking at the map  

Looking at her watch  

Bags on the rack  

It seems like she's there at the top  



There for her service  

Comfy red Granada  

Up to the midlands  

With a taped Sinatra  

Plans all the hotels  

And the airplane charters  

Found under covers with some representative  

The deal is effected but still only tentative  



Shorthands a letter  

Heading on the paper  

Slimline her lunchbreak  

Will it ever make her  

Slender and modern  

So all the men will take her  

Back to the mirror in the Empress Hotel  

Where the businessman smiles and the object is sell