(Difford/Tilbrook)  

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  



  

She's ahead of her time and she's never lazy 

But something changed your mind and she could drive you crazy 

Volunteers for winter coats and summer clothes that shine 

Volunteers for magazines I read them all the time 

But that's all right 

Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do da da da 

Down the runway 

Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do do 

She's so ugly 



Tidy work never suffers when you stage your abuse 

Cocktails in the evening when you're completely nude 

Models at the motor show and I dribble at the thought 

Models looking like lobsters, convertibles and sports