(Difford/Tilbrook)  

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.   

  



You're like a spot on a neck 

You're like a bounce in a cheque 

You're like a rip in a parachute 

You're like a scratch on a face 

You're like a suicide case 

Like a hippy playing the spoons - you're a jerk boy 

You're like a skid in the pants 

You're like an actor at Cannes 

You're like a car with a broken hose 

You're like a coffee that's cold 

You're like a joke that's been told 

You're like a model with a broken nose - you're a jerk boy 

Rool Britannia 

Britannia rules the waves 



You're like a girl with pink eyes 

You're like a loser that tries 

You're like a dose from a day on the broads 

You're like a one armed miner 

You're like a mirror designer 

You're like a day in the life of a lord - you're a jerk boy 



Rool Britannia 

Britannia rules the waves 



You're like a spot on a neck 

You're like a bounce in a cheque 

You're like a skid in the pants 

You're like an actor at Cannes 

You're like a girl with pink eyes 

You're like a loser that tries 

You're like a scratch on a face 

You're like a suicide case 

You're like a coffee that's cold 

Just like a joke that's been told 

You're a jerk boy 



Rool Britannia 

Britannia rules the waves