(Difford/Tilbrook) 

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  

  



I can't stop my heart from beating beating  

Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)  

I would like to be like Peter Peter  

Pan Pan Pan Pan (bang bang bang bang)  

CHORUS  

Staying younger by the day  

My good looks will never fade  

I hope I can can can can  

(bang bang bang bang)  



Napoleon was very brave  

Incomplete he took to his grave  

Josephine was such a joke  

Kept her letter inside his coat  



V. Van Gogh was so I hear  

One to send his love an ear  

Some impression this would make  

This was to be his big mistake  



Catherine lost her pretty head  

She wasn't very good in bed  

Didn't wear a hat again  

She got so wet out in the rain  



I can't stop my heart from beating beating  

Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)  

I would like to be like Peter Peter  

Pan Pan Pan Pan (bang bang bang bang)  



CHORUS  



CHORUS  



Can can can can (bang bang bang bang)