It's where you'll always find me

If you're walking right behind me

Where is it? Please remind me. Oh yeah,

Under my rock!

Under my rock!



Here's the bed that I lie in

Laugh and sigh and cry in

Or eat a piece of pie in

Under my rock!

Under my rock!



It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)

It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)

Got snacks in a free telephone (under my rock)

In this stone that I call home

Let's rock!



I got a welcome mat and dirty socks

A sink, a table, and a secret box

Myself and me can be alone

In my stone that I call home



That's the chair I sometimes doze on

The hankey I blow my nose on

Hey, my favorite show's on!

Under my rock!

Under my rock!



I guess that completes our tour

So let me show you to the door

That's all, there ain't no more

Under my rock!

Under my rock!

Boys, take it home!



Oh, I already am home (under my rock)

Yeah, it's where we are (under my rock)

Still here (under my rock)

This is prime real estate, baby! (under my rock)

Everything I need, I got right here (under my rock)

I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock)

It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat (under my rock)

I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts. I can hang my shorts there. (under my rock)

Stand back, I'm taking 'em off. Hey, where's everybody going?