Oh baby, they may call me a fool
But I can't help our gravitational pull

When I stuff you with cotton candy
It reminds me you're so sweet
When we go riding, it's dandy
The way you hang on to that seat, baby

When I'm with you our love is stronger than glue
Whoa, oh baby, there isn't anything
There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you

Patty, you okay sweet ums?
I'm so sorry, I'll never let you out of my sight again
And I'll always keep you out of harm's way
Oh baby, our love is so strong
That's why I'm singing this song, baby

Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns, it ain't even funny
I'm coming for ya, oh no, look at you
Don't worry patty, I'll take care of this
There you go, all better, oh baby