Wednesday

It's suppository time again

Ain't it grand?

Friday

I get my leg back on again

I'll get to stand



'Cuz it's a cakewalk on easy street

It's a new kind of day

It's a good time

The best you ever had

It's the new-fangled way



Air-raid

Sirens in the night again

Not far away

I'm failing

At everything I try to win

But that's O.K.



'Cuz it's a cakewalk on easy street

It's a new kind of day

It's a cakewalk on easy street



I have nothing bad to say

'Cept all my friends have gone away

Half of me is plastic and wood

But at least I've got my arms - that's good



'Cuz it's a cake walk on easy street

It's a new kind of day

It's a good time

The best you ever had

It's the new-fangled way

It's a cakewalk on easy street