Step on me and I'll cut you open 
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me
Step on me and I'll cut you open 
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me
Step on me and I'll cut you open 
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me
Look in the mirror
I play with my hair
It's long and It's lovely
And lavish and fair
I comb it and stroke it
And wash it all day
It makes me so sexy
Yeah, that's what they say
Look at my body 
It's long and It's lean
It sure may be pretty
But boy am I mean
Paid all those bogans
And, God, they're obscene
They'll never touch
My big bacon machine
Rocking and rolling
And looking real good
Slamming and banging 
My head like I should
Now don't you mess with me
I might start a fight
I've got some ripped jeans
Look so cool and so tight
I love your attention 
When you hold me near
Now shut up and buy me
Some smokes and more beer
I know that you love me
And I love me too
But what you don't know is
That I'm using you!
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Don't talk to me
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Don't you talk to me!