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A Complicated Song

Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.

Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said, "take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,"
So then I faced

Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the 
clock,
Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for 
irregularity.

Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels 
evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench 
and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon 
irrigated. 
No, no, no.

I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never 
would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have 
kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is 
tolerated.
No, no, no.

(no no)x11
(oooh)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...

Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really 
hate it.
It's such a drag now.
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't 
belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports 
Illustrated.
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah 
yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me 
irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were 
separated.
No, no, no.

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