[Verse 1]

Drop the word I'm

Meant to use to

Coax the pretty waiter from his restaurant

Though he's bad news

And a cartoon

Of every trope the trophy world's designed to want



[Pre-Chorus]

They say I am a spoiled thing

I keep my scar out on my head

And always come when I am told to go

I leave my neighbors scary notes

Which I don't sign while they're at work

And I don't listen when he tries to talk

Stare at his flapping jaw



[Chorus]

I wanna want him so bad

But I don't recognize the charms that he has

'Cause my heart looks in on itself

And he'd be better loved by somebody else

Who cares about his face



[Verse 2]

Like a robot

Who inflicts one shot

Then starts to wheel away despite his protocol

I got a hook in

The conversation

Which I played for meaty bait, though it was watered down



[Pre-Chorus]

They say I am a spoiled mess

I never fold up what should fold

And shine much better in my house, alone

The charts predict a brother kid

But doctors say I need a sis

That I can pawn off to my spiral shell

And tie to my cord as well



[Chorus]

I wanna want her so bad

But I don't recognize the charms that she has

'Cause my heart looks in on itself

And any friend I make's a stagehand at best

To help along the play



[Bridge]

Fights first and facts last

These lads have the asses for TV

But who's taking my picture?

They better be taking it only of me



[Chorus]

I wanna want him so bad

But I don't recognize the charms that he has

I hear he's pretty and swell, but I don't get aroused



I wanna want that so bad

But I don't recognize the charms that I have

'Cause my heart looks in on itself

That's why the beacon's burnt