(Royston Langdon)



Adam and Steve fell in love

In the Garden of Eden, they were

Meant to be as happy as Larry

And they never had to worry 'bout

Holding hands in the park

Kissing in the woods after dark but

When it came to babies

He did say



I've been going nowhere slowly with you

All this time

I've been going nowhere slowly with you



Adam and Steve kiss and make up

Under the shade of the old apple tree

But they're so naive

That they never, ever noticed

till the Lord showed them how it should be

Kissing in the park and

Holding hands after dark is

Not the way that babies are received

He said



I've been going nowhere slowly with you

All this time

I've been going nowhere slowly with you

On my side

I've been going nowhere slowly with you, whoa