I have a magic toenail

I keep it on my foot

Its always there to rescue me

When something goes kaput

It has the cutest cuticle

Free of all disease

As toenails go,

Its really quite extra-ordinary

Thank you, thank you

Thank you magic toenail



I love my magic toenail

Its magical and good,

Sometimes i'll take my magic toenail to lunch

And give it a sandwich

Because it likes to eat the sandwiches



Thank you, thank you

Thank you magic toenail



I love you magic toenail