Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites 

Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. 

Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon 

Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon 

Say everybody have you seen my balls? 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth! 

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, 

Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 

Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 

they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, 

So suck on My balls! 



Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy 

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla 

Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick 

Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick 

Say everybody have you seen my balls? 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick Pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth... 

Suck on my chocolate salty balls 

Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 

Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 

they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre 

Suck on My balls! 



[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? 

Smells like something burning 

Well, that don't confront me none 

As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. 

Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. 

Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. 

Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls! 



Someone help me, my balls are on fire! 

Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! 

Get some water, pour some water on me! 

My Balls are burning! 

Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! 

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 

Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 

Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 

Put em out baby, Blow em! 

Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby! 

Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls 

Put em out baby, hoo, hoo 

Suck on my balls...