Friends, this is a public service warning so please 
remain calm
Life, as you've been living it for years now, is 
causing you harm
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
All the papers agree
This is science you see
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
You could not possibly
Know how bad it could be
But all the drinks, food, people you meet
Places you've been living at and gifts you receive
And all the sex, drugs, air that you breathe
Slowly killing everybody, better believe it!
This is an SOS!
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
Another day in a State of shock
This is an SOS!
But I don't know no-one that's been affected yet
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
All the papers agree
This is science you see
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
You could not possibly
Know how bad it could be
Because your bed, house, neighbourhood street,
Nana in her rocking chair and shoes on your feet
And all your fruit, milk, prescription repeat
Totally contaminated, Bon Apetite!
This is an SOS!
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
Another day in a state of shock
This is an SOS!
But I don't know no-one that's been affected yet
Friends, this is a public service warning so please 
stand in line
Just, comply with everything we tell you, and you will 
be fine
This is an SOS!
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
Another day in a state of shock
This is an SOS!
But I don't know no-one that's been affected yet.