I'm hiding in a bush outside your window

I'm feeling sick and numb

Fed all my best lines to my best friend

So he could be the one

But I'm jerk because it worked

And I've just realised what I've done



Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl

Set it up so that he could rock your world

Promise me when you scream you fake it



Holly, I'm the one you should be dating

Seeing you with him is so frustrating

I taught him everything he knows

You fell for ever single line I gave him

I know that I'm dumb

But Holly ... I'm the one



So maybe I should just go home now

And let you have your fun

It doesn't make it any easier

I live across the street but one

But if that clown let's you down

Holly, you know here to come



Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl

Set it up so that he could rock your world

But I'm not, so I've got to face it



Holly, I'm the one you should be dating

Seeing you with him is so frustrating

I taught him everything he knows

You fell for ever single line I gave him

I know that I'm dumb

But Holly ... I'm the one



Who can't believe you're at my door

Cos he confessed that he'd never cheat again

Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping

I am the one 



You said you valued his integrity

And honesty is rare

He swore to you he'd neve cheat again

He cried and said he cared

Well, he's a jerk because it worked



Holly, I'm the one you should be dating

Seeing you with him is so frustrating

I taught him everything he knows

He used to be my best friend now I hate him

And it sucks that he won

Cos he's a dick and you're amazingf

I know that I'm dumb

But Holly ... I'm the one