Eddie Kick started his career.
One summertime in May.
A Shitty band with friends from school.
But only he could really play.
The moment that he took the stage.
The fans were blown away.
I always knew that he'd go far.
I'm glad I lived to see the day.

Eddie's got twenty seven kids but he doesn't know.
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow.
Said he screwed a different girl after every show.
But he was always way too drunk to remember though..
So eddie doens't know.

At 3a.m. it's getting late.
The after party's closed.
But everybody follows Eddie.
They just won't leave him alone.
Calls seven girls to his hotel room.
Takes off all their clothes.
Some people say he had it easy.
But that is just the way it goes.

Eddie's got twenty seven kids but he doesn't know.
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow.
Said he screwed a different girl after every show.
But he was always way too drunk to remember though..
So Eddie doens't know.

He's in deep and there's a reason.
He's all alone and he can't change.
Like the seasons,
they come and then they go.

To all the kids who don't look like your mum and dad.
Don't freak out, don't you let it make you mad.
As long as they both love you then
you should be glad.
Just think about the little problem Eddie had.

Eddie's got twenty seven kids but he doesn't know.
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow.
Said he screwed a different girl after every show.
But he was always way too drunk to remember though..
So Eddie doens't know

Eddie's got twenty seven kids but he doesn't know.
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow.
Said he screwed a different girl after every show.
But he was always way too drunk to remember though..
So Eddie doens't know