I have a story
A bitter anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me
And as you see I'm all swelled up with fear,
'Cause I can't get him off my back 

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (He makes me sick)
High school's over (High school's over)
And you still won't quit 

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man, I think that's great
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world. 

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (He makes me sick)
High school's over (High school's over)
And you still won't quit 

You say its chivalry
Well its jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
Just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends 

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (He makes me sick)
High school's over (High school's over)
And you still won't quit 

Fuck you Jordan (Fuck you Jordan)
You make me sick (You make me sick)
High school's over (High school's over)
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little redhead bitch